"Flying A$$holes" Kolorcoat V-Rod® Bottle Opener

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's an opener to validate those feelings. The Patent Pending V-Rod® Bottle opener can open beer bottles as well as remove those stubborn, sticky Liquor Pourer Spouts from Liquor Bottles with one swift motion.